Bastard Aliens!

So get this reight, Ahhm just pissin' up't wall like mindin' my ooan business when all of a sudden these alien pricks go an' fuckin' abduct me! Never known owt like it!

Ah lose control of mi' stream an' end up gerrin' piss allorr't equipment an' everyweer and then't cheeky cunts start tryin'a sehh its mahh fault and tharrahhv gorr'er pay foh'rrit. Telled 'em to get fucked but then thi' wainn't leave it will thi'? Nah thi' comin' raahnd every neet an' tryina rob mi' cows to get thi' own back!